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Dad’s Secret Sock Tan
Here’s to the dad legs that tell a story: each scar a chapter, each bruise a twist in the plot, and a farmer’s tan line that’s the climax of outdoor tales. These legs are testament to countless hours in the garden, the rhythmic back-and-forth of the lawn mower, and strolls that stretch into the horizon.
A solid shoe routine has shielded his feet from the sun’s narrative, maintaining a stark contrast—a pale footnote to the sun-kissed skin above. It’s interesting how shoes can act as both protectors and storytellers, simultaneously preserving the skin from harm and from the sun’s bronzing prose.
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