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The Chimp Feet Chronicles
Ah, the tale of the two-toned legs, where the feet remain as pale as winter’s first snow, untouched by the sun’s golden kiss, thanks to a steadfast commitment to footwear. This gentleman’s legwear routine has given him a set of feet so strikingly white they’ve earned the nickname “chimp feet” from his amused kids.
While some might call it a faux pas to tan with shoes on, it’s a common misstep. And when you add the abrupt end of a hairy anklet into the mix, the contrast is as clear as day and night. Remember, if you’re aiming for an even tan, it’s wise to at least opt for flip-flops.
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