A Trophy Wife
With a shimmering gold foil dress that looks slapped together, it’s no wonder that she looks so annoyed. Just imagine the sound that it must make. Maybe someone just thought she was an oversized Oscar Award, or perhaps she blinded a driver or pilot in the distance? Either way, just wearing the thing itself would spoil the day.
Her tiara, necklace, roses, and corsage could all work given another dress, but this gown makes the whole look, look glaringly gaudy. All she’s missing is a tinfoil hat to be protected entirely from aliens.
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