Something Worse Than Divorce
Hearing about mom and dad’s bedroom shenanigans is probably worse than finding out that they’re divorcing. Luckily, for the recipient of this text, their mom’s rant turned out to be more innocent than it initially appeared to be. She was just disappointed about the underwhelming wedding anniversary gift she received from her husband.
Having spent three decades together, she was probably expecting something more luxurious than a Swiffer sweeper to mark the milestone. A dinner date, a movie night, even a greeting card is a much better choice than a cleaning product, in our humble opinion.
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